In America there are two classes of travel - first class and with children.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity perseverance and to turn around three times...
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There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze...
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
Drawing on my fine command of the English language I said nothing.
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things and I have...
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing but I...
You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and...
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death but then I'm in no hurry.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...