If variety is the spice of life marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more...
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing...
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch...
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for...
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth inventor of television we'd still be...
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food. He was...
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone...
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...