Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari sometimes want a pickup truck...
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size'...
I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage...
In my experience it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that...
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle...
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...