I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it...
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any...
I am thankful for laughter except when milk comes out of my nose.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It...
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
If my films don't show a profit I know I'm doing something right.
Right now it's only a notion but I think I can get the money to make it into...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...
Well first of all we've got to get away from being offended by the truth. We've seen a 41 percent increase in food stamp recipients across the United States of America since President Obama was sworn in in January 2009. That has nothing to do with black white Hispanic or whatever. It's a fact and we need to you know deal with that.