Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not...
Happiness? A good cigar a good meal a good cigar and a good woman - or a...
Look to the future because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my...
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had...
Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family in another city.
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...