Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for...
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a...
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a...
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the...
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone he doesn't go out and make a...
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...