I guess if people couldn't profit from war I don't think there would be war.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of...
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides...
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent hardworking...
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God...
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting funny to say...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...