Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they ain't got.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.
Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess and yet all the honesty in...
As scarce as truth is the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the...
To bring up a child in the way he should go travel that way yourself once in...
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their...
Money will buy a pretty good dog but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
I haven't got as much money as some folks but I've got as much impudence as...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...