It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry...
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level...
Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful...
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
Fortune knocks but once but misfortune has much more patience.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it...
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not...
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...