I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she...
Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each...
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my...
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
I get no respect. The way my luck is running if I was a politician I would...
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...