It's true hard work never killed anybody but I figure why take the chance?
No matter what time it is wake me even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet...
We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare not by...
We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken society is guilty...
All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk.
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards if...
Politics I supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to...
It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...