The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from...
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well he has a lovely wife and family a...
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do lose 'em right.
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...