Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat...
Never stay in a bad marriage and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a...
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any...
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak...
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a...
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh but I had never seen...
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit...
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people and make sure...
At the time when this famous historical battle was fought in Kosovo the...
They can gas me but I am famous. I have achieved in one day what it took...
I don't see myself as famous at all so I'm continuing my life as normal.
People should recognize who you are and how you can act rather then how...
Practically everyone in Hollywood has a neighbor who's been famous wants to...
I think the thing to remember though the next time you hear someone who is...
I still forgive him because by doing what he did he made it famous.
That save from Pele's header was the best I ever made. I didn't have any idea...
Everyone always asks me 'Do you want to be famous... ' I never really...
More than anything else my mother wanted to be an actress - a famous actress...