Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes....
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same...
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five....
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up...
A man will go to war fight and die for his country. But he won't get a...
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for...
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a...
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I want to have children but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me...
The Peking man was a thinking being standing erect dating to the beginning...
I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town....
I got that experience through dating dozens of men for six years after...
I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say...
I don't really talk about my personal life. It's a strange and funny and...
I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus...
I don't talk about who I'm dating because when you break up you wind up...
Frankly the reason I joined MENSA is because I was dating a guy at the time...
I think a nice romantic dinner should be saved for when you and the girl...
My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad...