I can't see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much...
We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.
When I want comfort food I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates but...
The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every...
I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When I'm with my own thoughts...
I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins and I think there's...
I don't have a fear factor. Well not much of one. And I'm willing to risk...
I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came...
I've noticed that once you leave London you do kind of become a bit more...
I know some of my parents' friends think 'Little Britain' is in incredibly...
But the wicked passions of men's hearts alone seem strong enough to leave...
I think the idea that you can go this alone is - was a huge mistake. And...
I have two ideas for novels at the moment neither of them all that...
Something about Texas I'm not proud of is that our state murdered 37 people...
I spend my life essentially alone at a computer. That doesn't change. I have...
I can support going in after Saddam Hussein but I want to make sure I don't...
I can barely remember what I wrote yesterday let alone 10 years ago.