Women: You can't live with them and you can't get them to dress up in a...
He taught me never to smile which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
When I wake up in the morning I just can't get started until I've had that...
Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how...
My computer beat me at checkers but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little...
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I...
But the wicked passions of men's hearts alone seem strong enough to leave...
I think the idea that you can go this alone is - was a huge mistake. And...
I have two ideas for novels at the moment neither of them all that...
Something about Texas I'm not proud of is that our state murdered 37 people...
I spend my life essentially alone at a computer. That doesn't change. I have...
I can support going in after Saddam Hussein but I want to make sure I don't...
I can barely remember what I wrote yesterday let alone 10 years ago.