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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how...
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not...
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white?...
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to...
But the wicked passions of men's hearts alone seem strong enough to leave...
I think the idea that you can go this alone is - was a huge mistake. And...
I have two ideas for novels at the moment neither of them all that...
Something about Texas I'm not proud of is that our state murdered 37 people...
I spend my life essentially alone at a computer. That doesn't change. I have...
I can support going in after Saddam Hussein but I want to make sure I don't...
I can barely remember what I wrote yesterday let alone 10 years ago.