I took an acting class. After the first day the teacher quit so they said...
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten...
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD...
I think there have always been funny women from Carol Burnett to Joan...
The past is a great place and I don't want to erase it or to regret it but I don't want to be its prisoner either.
