I like to be busy and I like to have places to go in the morning when I get...
When I came out of my mom's womb I had 'sitcom' stamped on my forehead.
I think because my life is so insane and it's constantly going at 120 miles...
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?