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Travel

In America there are two classes of travel - first class and with children.

Pet

A dog teaches a boy fidelity perseverance and to turn around three times...

Pet

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children as they are already stretched...

Humor

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze...

Funny

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Funny

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

Funny

Drawing on my fine command of the English language I said nothing.

Funny

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things and I have...

Famous

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing but I...

Family

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and...

Death

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death but then I'm in no hurry.

Death

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a...

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