I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and...
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
The good die young because they see it's no use living if you have got to be...
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately instead...
If it isn't the sheriff it's the finance company I've got more attachments...
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
In Genesis it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes...
I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor when they are smart when they have some sense of style when they are kind when they express their own opinions when they are creative when they have character.
