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Garrison Keillor's Quotes 11

Christmas

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory like a thunderstorm...

Thankful

Thank you dear God for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it...

Sad

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad...

Parenting

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us...

Nature

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

Men

Welcome to Lake Wobegon where all the women are strong all the men are...

Home

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon it's time to go home and...

Funny

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is he's stuck with so many bad...

Forgiveness

Thank you God for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

Food

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food...

Age

I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't...

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