To my knowledge I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later...
Political correctness? In my humor I never talk about politics. I was never...
Some people say funny things but I say things funny.
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I...
Funny is funny.
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance but nobody...
You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
You can't study comedy it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an...
When you stand alone and sell yourself you can't please everyone. But when...
Bats drink on the wing like swallows by sipping the surface as they play over pools and streams.
