The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...
Most ball games are lost not won.
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from...
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
Never make predictions especially about the future.
All right everyone line up alphabetically according to your height.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well he has a lovely wife and family a...
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do lose 'em right.
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
Sure I played did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout...
The trick is growing up without growing old.
My life has been one great big joke a dance that's walked a song that's spoke I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
